1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about.
2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.
2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.
1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use twitter people will finally know who I am and care about what I say!
Nobody: .......
2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling).
Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.
Nobody: .......
2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling).
Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.
by Kickenwings June 16, 2009
Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status.
by MisaTange July 05, 2009
twit⋅ter⋅ize
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.
high school kid - hey, are you twitterized yet?
college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.
Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?
college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.
Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?
by TheTweeple April 17, 2009
A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!
A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!
A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!
A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!
A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!
A person who has a life: ........
A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!
A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!
A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!
A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!
A person who has a life: ........
by General Radec August 11, 2009
A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well
www.twitter.com
www.twitter.com
"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."
by Katy May February 12, 2009
A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.
Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...
by Lorrie Thomas December 31, 2008
Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.
by Nalmatic December 03, 2009