Beat it and tweet it

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on

Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.

by jwtf September 21, 2010

Fireside Tweet

Nickname given to Donald Trump's tweets in resemblance to Roosevelt's fireside chats and how he talks directly to his fellow Americans in times of hardship.

"Trump's Fireside Tweets about our improving economy fill me with hope"

by Vicious43 January 12, 2017

tweet-elite

A member of the new class of modern social networking intelligentsia who have evolved beyond the banal use of unsubstantial social networking platforms (i.e. Facebook) and have acheived higher meaning through the exclusive use of Twitter to ostensibly contribute to the global Zeitgeist.

Greg: Hey, I sent you a message on Facebook and tagged you in that cool pic from our epic Vegas trip but haven't heard back from you.

Beluga: I've long since tired of the voyeurism and accesibility of Facebook. Follow me @BelugaDRat where our collective conversation has really elevated the social consciousness.
Greg: My god, you've become a tweet-elite!

by hipunch March 30, 2012

Tweet and Greet

A social media event where celebrities use Twitter to tweet their location so that fans can come and meet them.

I found out via Twitter that Gary Vaynerchuk was hosting a surprise Tweet and Greet for his fans.

It was cool that the TNA Wrestlers did a Tweet and Greet for their Twitter fans.

by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011

Tweet tooth

Someone who's having a craving to post a new tweet on Twitter.

Ooooh, what you did just gave me an idea! I totally have a Tweet tooth now!

by badgrammir July 23, 2009

dunk tweet

A savage retort via quote tweet on Twitter.

Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?

by saintsundere April 27, 2021

Zero Tweet

The origins of a tweet on Twitter.

Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.

by Ski25 June 21, 2015