twat

The past tense of tweet.

"Did you see what I twat?"
"What's your Twitter username?"

by pingponggamer August 22, 2014

twat

A clarification request via twitter.

Tweeter A: Last night I hit a Twat Bannana. Oh the regret, the shame, the glory.
Tweeter B: rt @Tweeter A twat the fuck is a Twat Bannana?

by Tater Twat April 17, 2009

twat

a woman's va-jay jay

rebecca is a twat :)

by spratacularone September 23, 2007

twat

Womans Vagina
Insult
Pregnant Fish

Did you see her twat?!
You TWAT!

by DonnyL4d January 7, 2007

twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.

She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!

by teemc53 February 24, 2011

twat

an utter and complete bitch.

She is such a twat; she calls everyone names.

Tell that twat to shut her trap.

by anonymous January 7, 2007

twat

Can be used as the commical replacement of 'what' when one is enebriated

Twat the fuck did you just say to me, cock sucker?

by Crack Face McGee January 6, 2007