Twank

When a man has one had down his pants and the other one using his smart phone for example texting

Is that guy twanking outside Mcdonalds?!

by urbanefoxes July 23, 2016

twank

a muddle up between the words "twat" and "plank"

you are such a...such a TWANK!

by RumDrunkMonkey October 30, 2007

Twank

Basically means "Failure to launch".

When one is trying to do something but ends up failing it the person got a twank.

When a person crack a joke but it falls on deaf ears, friends can tease the person saying, "That was a twank!

by Bagzi April 1, 2022

Twanking

The tween version of cranking or wanking.

'Oh man, my little brother totes thinks he's hit puberty, little does he know he's just at stage one twanking'

'That Eighth Grader just got dumped on MSN and now he's at home twanking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off'

by notbymenotnow April 14, 2009

Twank

A humongous round shaped ass.

that bit got a twank
Damn Dj momma got a twank

by J5 and Ty October 5, 2022

Twank

LGBTQ term for a "twink" past his prime (30+) but still has remnants of what once was a smooth hairless gay youth, trying to still pass for 25, and in some low lights may succeed because of his small frame due to an eating disorder, malnourishment and/or meth addiction.

"Have you seen that twank Billys Grindr? Its sad, his profile has said 21 now for about a decade and I didnt even recognize him through all the filters, who he tryna fool saying hes a twink?"

"I think he goes by Bill now. Ever since his sugar daddy replaced him with a newer model, he just hasnt been the same. I heard he gained 5 lbs and has to work at the mall now, and even buy his own drugs!"

"Oh how the mighty have fallen.... So tell me about this "newer model" sounds hot."

by Ms. D'meaner November 5, 2023

twank

someone who used to be a twink but isn’t anymore; past tense form of twink

He’s got the build of a twink, but he’s like 30 years old. He’s a twank.

by Holt H. June 14, 2021