Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
by Verwandlung (KB) February 02, 2009
A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019
A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.
-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!
by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008
by prairie dog 13 June 13, 2012
When you've got to shit so bad your shit starts poking out of your asshole so it looks like a turtle poking out of its shell.
by Anonymous19234 August 15, 2016
To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.
by skibum May 16, 2005
When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.
by audvisartist July 22, 2008