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Turd-Burgler 

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..
“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”
Turd-Burgler by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Turd burgler 

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
Turd burgler by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020

TurdBurger 

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.
"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."
TurdBurger by mj68668 September 25, 2020

Turd Burgler 

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
Turd Burgler by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020

Turdburglar 

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit
Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’
Turdburglar by burgl4ry October 12, 2021