Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.

The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.

by millibuilder April 13, 2010

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005

topless haircut

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.

The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.

by trappist June 9, 2011

torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014

tarple

An afternoon gathering where people set aside all other tasks for a few minutes to eat cake as a group. Complimentary cake is usually provided at a tarple. Tarple can be held in a work environment but typically a tarple cake pass is required in order to do so. The tarple cake pass requirement is thought by many to be an unnecessary policy that actually serves no purpose at all and it has also been known to ruin an entire tarple for everyone involved. People attending a tarple are usually responsible for providing their own fork and plate.

My job is so cool because we make sure to have a staff tarple as often as possible during the summer. The only downside to too many tarples is that they can make you tired.

by Handle this yo August 10, 2018

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008