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The act of turnipping is lying face down, with both arms stretched together at a point infront of you whilst having your legs bent beneath you giving a 'turnip like' shape.
Last night, whilst turnipping, I was raped by a mountain goat.
by StarfishJ September 26, 2010
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Tonipherous

A vicious red-headed monster whose soul(or lack there of) reeks of the devil. Hunters have yet to tame, or capture this horrific being. Millions of people have died at the claws of this beast. Hopefully one day, this creature will be brought to justice.

Legend has it that the only way to kill the Tonipherous is to hang her from a tree that bares only one branch and one leaf.
The people of the city were shanked and ripped apart by the Tonipherous.
by starsinger March 5, 2011
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turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.
Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.
by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013
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tornap4rt

tornap4rt is the worlds best editor.
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by wh0sgrey November 5, 2021
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tornap4rt

tornap4rt is the worlds greatest editor to ever exist.
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turnips and heat

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022
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turnip snouts

Dismay or shock learning of an event.
Similar to "wowsers" or "bollocks".
Can also be used positively.
"Did you hear? MARDEK IV is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts!"
by Raedellion September 18, 2023
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