Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Toppa

Toppa: This is also used by highly intellectuals they typically hold there index finger upwards as a way of showing how gangsta they’re . Toppa meaning the best of or the best . They’re are usually absolute machines and don’t hesitate to slap the local lollypop lady with a naan bread

Lewis: How’s yah sex life going pal
Jake: Scranned this lasses minge it was toppa!
Lewis: Toppa that like!

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009

topomax

Topomax is a misspelling of the prescription drug "Topamax."

Sorry kiddo, you spelled topomax wrong. Topamax is not an anti-psychotic. It is, in fact, used to treat migraines.

by MikeSIU June 13, 2007

topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.

c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.

by lungpig June 18, 2003

mexican toppings

when you shove your dick so far down her throat she vomits blood and bits of food, therefore being Mexican salsa/toppings

Person 1: Guess what i gave Stacey yesterday
Person 2: Mexican toppings?
Person 1: HELL YEAH!

by mexican hammer time May 20, 2015

Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010