Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin

Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .

by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019

Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.

'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"

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toop

A substitute for any bad word.

Mutha Tooper

by toop man November 25, 2011

Tompion

Is a small pellet made out of mud and saliva which a bear inserts into his anus before hibernating for the winter, to stop the ants getting in.

"Those pesky ants won't get me this time,not with my tompion" said the bear.

by Big Brown Bear March 18, 2009

Thompson

a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a 4 year old,also is an extreme beast and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light bench press!!!!!!

Person 1: my god did you see that thompson over there he like just created a hoverboard out of air like wow!!!
person 2: yup he sure is a beast

by lolsszorz October 18, 2008

thompson

sub machine gun (SMG) used in WW2 namely referred to as thommy gun. great Rate of fire slightly innacurate needs pletny of cleaning usually issued to captain or leader of squad. making a comeback in airsoft too.

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by ghosts_shadow June 23, 2006