torpoodo

(n)
1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the anus pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical anus-propelled underwater projectile

I bet you can't hit josh1 with a torpoodo.

by joah March 11, 2005

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine May 3, 2006

Tampoon

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011

tampoon

(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.

I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.

by starry_chari July 28, 2004

Tampoo

In relation to tampon and manpon only for insertion in the anus hole or ass crack if you will

Dude!!! I just found this bloody tampoo in aunt jamima's toilet!

by jerold mcfrudels May 23, 2006

tompson

He will be the guy that you will want as a friend. He's extremely hot but can be geeky. But if you get out of the friend zone you can find hat he is excited and extremely good in bed.

Hey I think I just found the new Tompson here.

Hey, I think I'm out with a Tompson.

by Friend zones January 14, 2017

Tampoon

When you (feel justified to) take something from someone right in front of their eyes. It's a form of retribution and seen as a form of justice by the person who is doing the taking...

He stole my drill, so I tampooned his whole toolbox. I got my drill back...

by Writewirks September 27, 2017