Todd

a name for a really wimpy guy with no balls.

'don't be such a Todd you wuss'
'I know. He just stood there and did nothing, what a Todd'
'don't Todd-out on us now'

by oreoflakies March 1, 2013

todd

A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.

Person 1:My mom stuck todd in her ass last night
Person 2: what the fuck

by mantis_shrimp May 8, 2018

Todd

Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.

This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch

by craig_sucks July 3, 2014

Todd

The act of burping in a woman (or mans) face during sexual intercourse.

He totally Todded me last night in bed.

by Bertha G May 9, 2008

Todd

A very gay person who constantly puts himself into awkward situations where he responds by making an ass out of himself or by making odd noises. a constant fuck up

While eating dinner, "Todd are you gay?" "no" (then proceeeds to choke on his food)

by jonny b good cheers March 12, 2010

Todd

Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.

This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch

by craig_sucks July 3, 2014

Todd

A dumbass that thinks he's funny

Stop being a Todd

by Asshole156 November 21, 2015