toddler

a human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

Toddlering

Treat someone like a child to piss them off

Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.

by PerYngveOhlin February 19, 2021

Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017

big toddler

A big toddler is a person who won’t grow up. They are so dependant on you their like a toddler or a adult baby.

Man, my gf is like a big toddler, she’s such a baby. She won’t stop crying even when I’ve listened to why. I’m thinking about buying her diapers and putting her in them!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

Noodles-For-Toodles

A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".

"Gramma, can I have some Noodles-For-Toodles?"

by RainbowChan June 17, 2008