tobes

Black aboriginal who likes to play soccer and have sideburns keke lah he lost his hip

Hi tobes your aborignal
you coon
nice sunglasses, oh wait their your nostrals .D.

by carnage_has_tits January 23, 2004

tobias

Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.

"Bring me luck Tobias!"

by lamartinm May 30, 2015

toobies

When a woman has very saggy breasts, so saggy that they resemble tubes of flesh.

Look at her toobies! Those things go down to her waist!

by Chester; March 11, 2007

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

toniest

fashionable among wealthy or stylish people.

"Its the toniest restaurant EVER!"

by Testme January 31, 2014

tobiasfate

the best of worlds best gang planks players play

tobiasfate trihard

by dsdsadasdasd October 28, 2017

toriesexual

To love everyone but people.

"I'm toriesexual"

by HarperKiwiKK November 7, 2017