my Volkswagen

My most prized car
(I don’t own a Volkswagen)
Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
by swag sam December 21, 2023
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Volkswagen wave

People who drive Volkswagen vans wave when they pass each other
Guy always uses the Volkswagen wave when driving his van
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Volkswagen

Mint when it doesn't break. Often breaks.
Volkswagen breaks too much
by Golfgolfgolf May 20, 2021
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Volkswagen

A car brand that looks nice but has terrible reliability.
Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?

Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,

Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
by ChampKing December 15, 2022
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Volkswagen

Volkswagen, shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded in 1937 by the German Labour Front, known for the iconic Beetle and headquartered in Wolfsburg. It is the flagship brand of the Volkswagen Group, the largest automaker by worldwide sales in 2016 and 2017.
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Volkswagen

Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
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The Volkswagen

The Volkswagen is a sexual position where your partner lies on the back with their legs back forming a “W” shape then they grab their feet with opposite hands to form the “V” shape
Him: what’s your favorite position

Her: The Volkswagen

Him: what is The Volkswagen

Her: oh you’ll see
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