Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

timber nigger

A racist word for a Native American. White people tend to tack on the word nigger to something that the Non-white people live near/in to make a quick and easy racial slurr. Native Americans live in the forrest, thus, timber nigger was coined.

Crouching Crow sure is one drunk timber nigger.

by TN November 2, 2005

Timeline Rape

When a friend on the popular social-networking website 'Facebook', frequently posts (or tags you) on your Timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.

Abraham Lincoln (Status Update)
"Go Wildcats!"
2 hours ago

Ulysses S. Grant likes your status "Go Wildcats!"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Wildcats beat Jayhawks
Ulysses S. Grant tagged you in a post: "Gettysburg address. -- with Abraham Lincoln"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Gettysburg Address- Full Speech
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Feline Fetishes

//Good ol' Abe doesn't need to call out Ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of Timeline Rape.

by someguyinanambulance October 8, 2012

timbaland

The guy who produced every second song you hear on the radio nowadays.

Listen to your radio! Timbaland Galore.

by Gekkondae July 26, 2007

Timely

Done or happening at the appropriate time or proper time
Very focused and time conscious person, highly presentable and attractive

A timely warning
With timely treatment,the patient has a good chance of recovery

by Aphrodite 25 February 9, 2020

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

The Picture Timeline theory

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.

"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."

by CrowNasty September 30, 2011