Thwap

To beat someone severialy with the first thing you can find

O shit nigga, you jsut got thwapped by that brick
Damn son, That chink layed the thwapping on you with that broom handle

by bob gada April 25, 2004

Thwart

A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.

Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.

Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.

Thwart took my food!!

Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.

by Fawad, Bilal, Ahsan, F August 4, 2004

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

thwap

The sound that occurs when your smashing ya lasses back doors in like a bat out of hell!

i.e. I bent the dirty slut over and 'thwapped' the fucking arse of her, it was thwapping!!!

by John.D September 4, 2006

thwate

complete pillock

U are an utter thwate

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k May 11, 2007

Thwap

Noise emitted from semen dripping off a gay mans forehead after being smacked with an ejaculating penis.

After Adam poured his man love all over Steve's face, the loud thwap echoed through the hallways after the semen hit the floor.

by Shadows A tNight April 18, 2006