thneedville

A hell hole where everything is made of plastic and there is no air and no trees just plastic ones

Goooooood Morning!
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;

We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!
Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We live in perfect harmony!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
(hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like livin' in paradise!
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're all we need in (*not sure)
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!

by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017

thunder shorts

Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.

We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

Stockton Thunder

A professional ice hockey team located in Stockton, California. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Springfield Falcons of the AHL, and the Edmonton Oilers of the NHL.

LETS GO STOCKTON THUNDER!!!!!!

HIT EM HARD THUNDER!!!!

by Stockton Thunder Fan January 29, 2009

pumpkin thunder

gas resulting from consuming too many pumpkin flavored things

Watch out... My girlfriend drank 4 pumpkin spice lattes and now she has pumpkin thunder.

by bulgingwalrus November 12, 2015

Thunder-Ball

To give a good shagging to.

Refers to the famous scene from the James Bond movie 'Thunderball' where he shags the stretcher table hard.

Shit man, I'd Thunder-ball her!

by Ratington June 12, 2010

Thuesday

A holiday, originated at Rutgers University. The dumbass professors made the Tuesday before Thanksgiving a Thursday schedule. Since Thursday means Thanksgiving, Tuesday became a pseudo-Thanksgiving. Hence Thuesday was born.

"Tank, we destroyed the muffins."
"I know, Ivan, but it's Thuesday so everyone will be drunk."

by btonetbone November 24, 2009

brown thunder

The sound manifested by late night shits combined with farts and toilet bowl acoustics.

Man, last night, I crept into the bathroom to take a dump. I ripped a nice juicy one into the bowl. Oh man, the sound. Woke the whole neighborhood up. It was some SERIOUS brown thunder

by Datheus March 14, 2003