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thunder fuck 

to be thouroughly screwed in any situation or to copulate in an extremely violent manner.
Man, I didn't study for the test. I'm gonna be thunder fucked!

Mrs. Johnson's gonna thunder fuck me!
thunder fuck by BadDewd August 28, 2003

thunder jug 

a container, usually a wide mouthed bottle, used by men (or adventurous women) to urinate in when other accomodations seem unobtainable.
on a road trip "hey space, pass the thunder jug!"
thunder jug by kilo sierra April 8, 2004

thunder cock 

a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman
Brett's thunder cock rocked Elise's entire world. She hasn't been able to walk right for days.
thunder cock by mjaa08120 August 13, 2010

thunder chunder 

When you are feeling like absolute shit, and you vomit...and vomit and vomit, until you can't possibly vomit anymore.
"When he was punched in the gut after that fight and a couple of hundred beers, he thunder chundered"

Thunder dump 

a poop so big that it makes a thunderous sound. People who take a thunder dump, or TD, tend to feel a splash of water on their butts afterwards.
"Wow! I just took a huge thunder dump and now my butt's all wet!"

Thunder Pie 

n: Something that has a mysterious, excessive, awesome quality. Like a combination of explosions, monster trucks, rock bands and free pie. Not an adjective, but a noun which is used more like a metaphor than a description. It is too important not to capitalize.
That ninja riding a bicycle while juggling knives that are on fire is total Thunder Pie.
Thunder Pie by FreeNachos October 27, 2004