When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy
by Thumping dogs January 08, 2017
by DJ RectalFlex June 24, 2013
When you donkeythump someone, you fuck them in the ass and when you're about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. I have experience with this myself.
by MarineJulio May 05, 2004
a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way
I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.
by OpaPene March 30, 2007
Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).
After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.
by Hans Landa September 16, 2009
by Procrastibator September 14, 2010
by AverageboyGabe October 23, 2015