one of those days

A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.

Your bet bet is to stay away motherfucker, it's just one of those days.

by The Red Kaiser September 3, 2005

trouser trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."

by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

Over nine thousand

Its what Vegeta's scouter says about Kakorat's power level.

Nappa: Vegeta, whats the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAND (THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND)
Nappa: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

by 2-D July 12, 2007

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007

Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009

Trouser Yetti

Slang term for a man's penis.

Refers to a penis that is large, hairy and illusive.

Charly is about to take his trouser yetti for a walk.

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014