Dream Theater

the progressive band whose technical proficiency on their instruments cannot be topped by any other rock group

Most people cannot comprehend how incredible the music of Dream Theater is compared to average popular rock crap.

by Tarheel82 September 4, 2004

Dream Theater

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation

These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.

Dream Theater are top notch musicians, but too much obsessed with wanking their instruments

by dildo777 May 1, 2022

street theater

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.

Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.

by buggum September 18, 2005

wino theater

A cinema house with dirt cheap admission that is frequented by homeless people who while away the afternoon, alternately sleeping and drinking bottles of Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20.

Raspy breathing and the musical clink of an empty bottle rolling down the concrete floor occasionally accompanied the rattling of the film projector at the Academy 6, a wino theater in Pasedena, CA.

by Lindylou January 11, 2009

Movie Theater Prices

Adj. Describing exorbitantly overpriced goods -- usually consumables.

Billy: "We should hit up that club Saturday night; I heard there is no cover!"
Joe: "Maybe not, but it's $10 for a pint."
Billy: "Damn! That shit's movie theater prices!"

by T.G. Cid September 8, 2010

Asshole Theater

1. A term used to describe one's actions if they are considered to be mean or hurtful.
2. A term asked when someone insults you and you have no other comeback. A clean, yet weak comeback that doesn't insult one's mother or race.

1. Wow did you see what he did to her? That's Asshole Theater right there!
2. Random Person - You're stupid
You - When Asshole Theater is over you can come talk to me.

by RandomDictionaryEntriezXD February 25, 2010

Dream Theater

A kick ass progressive metal band from NY. They constantly get tons of shit from stupid preps (see: sluts and teenybopper) who listen to crappy pop music such as Nsync and Backstreet Boys and tons of other pop shit. Preps and jocks have no claim to call good music shit because the music they listen to is shit.

prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: YO BITCH DREAM THEATER SUX GANGSTA RAP RULZ YO

Me: The music you listen to is shit.

by Blahb May 6, 2005