Vlad the Inhaler

He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008

Vlad Ozzy

Vlad Ozzy aka Mr Tinkertrain: Perverted guy who likes teh small girls AND he is Drcaula the one and only. He is also the son of Satan.

" Omfg Ozzy did one again"

by Creampuff February 16, 2004

Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 2, 2003

Vlad Isaev 90443

Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...

xP yuo are Vlad Isaev 90443 = (im coping) you are Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...

by page_trollsans November 24, 2021

Big Dick Vlad

A man born in Ukraine who expirenced an excessive amount of radiation causing him to have a 20” inch dick

Omg steph I had hard anal sex with Big Dick Vlad

by Sarnacki January 16, 2019

that's what vlad said

the gay/transexual version of "that's what she said".

Person A:It was really hard putting in that pipe today
Person B:That's what vlad said!

by dezzyatsvagislu June 9, 2010

Vlad

Vlad means someone in jail who lets others fuck him in the ass. Same meaning as CWEL in Polish

You are a inbred vlad

Jestes vladem jebany

by Mrsuperstar November 7, 2023