Spider

Name of the shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time..eeeew

Boy 1: Si bol niekedy v Spideri? (Ever beeen to Spider?)
Boy 2: Ti jebe? Ne! (Fuck no!)

by lukka January 11, 2005

spider

the worst thing alive a total backstabbing douche bag

look at spider over there acting all cool

by poolo February 08, 2008

Spider

The lines around one's anus. - Also, See "Spokes"

Ouch, lifting that table blew my spider out.

by garth alexander December 22, 2005

spiders

An exclamation. Precise meaning unknown. Could be either:

1. 'Good' or 'sorted' in Manc language, or

2. Rank or unsatisfactory.

"Excellent, that's sorted then, right?"
"Spiders."

by Adam Durchslag November 17, 2006

The Spider

When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.

Brian Spidered Nancy yesterday and she was pretty mad. She left him because of The spider.

by Bellieve October 15, 2018

Spider

Fuck!!!! Those things are creepy as hell.

The cause of childhood terrors.

Mom: oh my goodness, that's the biggest spider I've ever seen.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.

by Tank.com October 04, 2018

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 29, 2007