Soaker-rapist

A Mormon rapist who cannot have sex with their victim and instead soaks (see soaks for definition).

I bet Zach Wilson was a soaker-rapist at BYU.

by Steve Hillson November 19, 2023

miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.

guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary”

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024

Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.

Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.

by QueezyMart June 13, 2018

super soaker

a weapon banned on 7 different continents

scout:*whips out super soaker*
spy:*screaming*
sniper*hiding behind spy*

by raybeez February 18, 2022

Soaker

A gun

That guy just shot someone with a soaker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020

soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

by mickroot August 9, 2008