tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea

Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week

by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023

soaker bubble

the empty zone in traffic that allows you to do shots of liquor, with or without a chaser, without the fear of someone seeing what you are doing and turning you in.

Hey man, lets hit the tequila. OK, but pull up into that soaker bubble first.

by Bigg yayarea James January 8, 2008

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017

Serbian Super Soaker

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The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.

By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.

by Pulsating_throb_technique February 15, 2023

Soaker-rapist

A Mormon rapist who cannot have sex with their victim and instead soaks (see soaks for definition).

I bet Zach Wilson was a soaker-rapist at BYU.

by Steve Hillson November 19, 2023

miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.

guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary”

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024

Super Soaker

A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid. Pussy written about in the scriptures

Guy 1 :BRO, you KNOW Vice President Harris got that super soaker
Guy 2: THATS ON GOD

by SRM13 November 9, 2020