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Johnny Rash

When you’re on the beach too long in wet bathing suit that rubs against your skin and causes you to develop a rash. Native to the southern jersey shore. Vive la resistance.
“Damn I got Johnny Rash (aKa JR) again from getting drunk with the circ on the beach and sitting in my wet bathing suit
by Trent R. Glass July 17, 2021
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stubble rash

Getting a rash/sore chin from kissing a guy with beard stubble. Same as Beard burn.
I got such a bad stubble rash from snogging Paul last night, it's going to take days for it to calm down.
by smurfette33 May 17, 2014
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Rash Nut

When the nut comes out rash.
"Yo dude this next nut finna be dumb thick."

"Damn thats gonna be one rash nut."
by That guy to your left February 1, 2017
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guido rash

A skin irritation received after one brushes against a sweaty over-cologned guido. Worst case occurrence during an outdoor party where the shirt is also removed and the stubbly chest is exposed.
Lauren was inflicted with guido rash after walking across the dance floor next to the hotel pool.
by emknott1 December 11, 2011
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rash stash

This is a crust around the mustache / beard area caused by dried on snatch (aka vagina) secretions.
Our co-worker came to work again today with a bad case of rash stash.
by Craig Werner April 15, 2008
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gentleman's rash

The painful areas of skin at the top of your inner leg, arse cheeks and scrotum which develop after working a busy shift in a warm environment: chefs arse
Diner: Excuse me waiter are you having trouble walking?
Waiter: Piss off, I've done a 14 hour shift and my gentleman's rash is killing me!
by Rellie August 3, 2007
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Choad Rash

The rash that forms on the choadal region caused from the constant slapping and rubbing of sweaty balls.
Bruce gave Elton Choad Rash from the hour long ass pounding in the sauna.
by Tainted Choad September 8, 2007
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