Skip to main content

Bitch-pole

When you are having sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, and she unexpectedly whips out a strap-on and fucks you in the ass against your will, thus making you her bitch.
Noun: Dude, I was banging my girlfriend last night and she took out the bitch-pole. My ass is really sore today.

Verb: Dude, she totally bitch-poled you!
by SickBoy5429 January 24, 2015
mugGet the Bitch-polemug.

Pole vaulter

A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.
Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"
by Little donkey April 23, 2014
mugGet the Pole vaultermug.

Power Pole

cock, dick, penis, pud, johnson, wang, slong, bitch splitter
She stroked his power pole vigoruously
by cadmonkey June 25, 2004
mugGet the Power Polemug.

pole cat

"hittin that pole cat has done stunk up the town."
by zyoung10 November 29, 2004
mugGet the pole catmug.

Pole puffer

same as dick licker
Ronnie at Solar is a pole puffer
by JOHNNY LEWIS January 9, 2004
mugGet the Pole puffermug.

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company
They're either in CWA or IBEW
by federalq2b September 27, 2004
mugGet the pole monkeymug.

smoking the pole

Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!
by Alex April 6, 2004
mugGet the smoking the polemug.

Share this definition