old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
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Old Man Jankins

A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Man, 'Old Man Jankins' a prick...
by Slutty Pikachu69 April 24, 2016
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old man jimmy

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce
by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
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Poor Old Man

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
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old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins
by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
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Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
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old man fit

an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
"richard gere, patrick swayze, liam and noel gallagher,
johnny depp, etc... well old man fit!"
by emily b! December 05, 2007
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