nuke

not just a regular blunt. not the average size blunt. but a nuke. drop bombs on your face when you roll a nuke.

Yo lets buy two dubs, fuck two blunts, were rollin one nuke.

by chillll June 18, 2008

/nuked

Used in the same context as /shot but is usually followed by something more severe; used to signify that you were joking about something, being sarcastic, or to lighten up an insult/something you normally wouldn't say.

For /shot: "I hate you. /shot"

For /nuked: "I want to stab you 37 times in the chest then eat your hands. /nuked"

by Sir Leaf-a-lot December 10, 2011

Nukes

A type of bomb made with radiation that has the power to put earth into a everlasting winter (necular winter) and destroy humanity.

Trump: Drop the Nukes.

by RadioGum May 22, 2017

Nuke

When an excessive amount of semen is released during ejaculation.

"Hey man, how was your night last night?"
"It was pretty good, but my favorite part was when i nuked all over your mom's face..."

"Man last night i was wanking off, and i nuked so hard my toilet overflowed!

by BallsMan5 February 12, 2012

Nuking

When you chug a beer through your anus and your partner proceeds to chug your ass piss.

I would love to go to work today but I'm nuking with my partner all night.

by malavos June 02, 2010

nuke

1. a nuclear weapon

2. to destroy someone or something

3. to microwave something

A nuke is most dangerous when an unstable country has it.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

Nuke

When a fat guy farts a wet fart that makes the room smell horrible. No one lives through it. He is unaware that he does this till people start to die.

Fat guy: why is everyone dead? AHHH CRAP I NUKED THE PLACE!!

by DARK3R February 09, 2009