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jump off my dick

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick
by Adam August 10, 2004
mugGet the jump off my dickmug.

jump off a cliff

when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.

ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
"omg i failed ughhh jump off a cliff"
by sunoooo. September 10, 2021
mugGet the jump off a cliffmug.

Jump off my Couch

Either you are mad or very happy
I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.
by TheRealRat(Yes I am Real) December 2, 2020
mugGet the Jump off my Couchmug.

Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011
mugGet the Jumping Jack-Offsmug.

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
mugGet the that dude just jumped off a 4 story buildingmug.
One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
mugGet the flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliffmug.

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office
Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs
by Turnt silly August 6, 2022
mugGet the Jump offmug.

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