wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.

last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.

by deucecaddy September 22, 2006

i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)

at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!

by michael foolsley August 23, 2012

Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.

No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?

by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019

the communists have invaded the funhouse

A woman has gotten her period.

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.

by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

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