tax it like the british

To fuck a girl real hard. An allusion to how the British fucked the 13 colonies over with high taxes.

Putaraj: Hey, look at that fine girl over there
Ishmael: Yea, I'd tax it like the british

by MrIsmaraj July 2, 2011

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018

look on the bright side is suicide

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

I am my own parasite.

by Wally April 16, 2004

The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.

Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.

by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012

the break of dawn

At the crack of dawn or at the break of dawn, it means very early in the morning; when the sun first rises.

I have to get up at the break of dawn (at the crack of dawn).

by vectoria August 13, 2014

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by KRHimself July 24, 2004

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 1, 2005