Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.

To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

by Hobart High November 3, 2009

kentucky windmill

when a woman is giving a man oral sex, he farts loudly , then pulls his penis out of her mouth , and whips it around rapidly in a circle, thus creating a windmill effect.

"dude, i had to fart SO BAD when monique was blowing me that i just pulled my pole out of her mouth and gave her a kentucky windmill"

by luther lee May 20, 2008

windmill of death

In inline skating, the move one ends up making with their arms if one doesn't properly bend his or her knees. This ultimately futile attempt to regain balance inevitably results in the perpetrator landing on his or her rear.

When I was rollerblading the other day, I hit a piece of gravel that sent my balance off. I started doing the windmill of death and ended up falling on my butt.

by Ry Bread March 25, 2006

Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.

C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.

by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010

Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.

South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."

by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011

The Iowa Windmill

The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion

Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"

by AnalPlundering4Life420 August 4, 2014

Amish windmill

When someone shits into a box fan.

Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.

by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019