jiggledoes-R-Us's definitions

Texas Train Wire

When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.

Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?

by Jiggledoes-R-US December 10, 2009

Turkey Wing

When you bend your arm and use your "elbow pit" to jack someone off. Typically you use some sort of lubricant to make it more desirable. BBQ sauce is most recommended.

I only give turkey wings

by Jiggledoes-R-Us November 30, 2010

vibrajig

When the blade is taken out of a jigsaw and is replaced with a vibrator.

The vibrajig is for the females pleasure and to make masturbation easier.

by Jiggledoes-R-US December 9, 2009

Pennsylvania Meat Grinder

When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.

Oh baby, it's been a while since we did the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder.

by Jiggledoes-R-Us March 11, 2010

Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.

C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.

by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010

Jiggledo

When you remove the blade from a jigsaw and use a dildo instead.

The jiggledo is used for the woman's pleasure and for easier masturbation.

by Jiggledoes-R-US December 9, 2009