Turf Pussy

When a woman regrows her pubic hair using Chia seeds.
Dave: Hey Bill, what did Samantha get you for Christmas

Bill: She bought me a Chia Pet but used the seed to grow some Turf Pussy.
by Saladtosser83 February 08, 2021
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Turf War

The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.
Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude
by duckdusk January 19, 2020
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Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
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Turf Life

A term used in skateboarding in the Bay Area of San Francisco mainly by skateboarders associated with Turf Skateboards. To be an epicly rad session or a super trife area.
"This is Turf life homie!", "Turf foo", "Turd life baby"
by Chauncy Bill "Not Hupps" January 15, 2008
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Turf Coat

In primarily black neighborhoods in San Francisco, CA in the late 80's and early 90's, d-boys and gang bangers from different SF turfs (i.e. Fillmoe, Lakeview, Sunnydale, Hunter's Point) made custom Starter jackets with the name of their hood or their knicknames and or random slogans stitched on the back, front and sleeves. These jackets made it clear about your neighborhood affiliation. After the Cheap Charlie massacre in 1989 when niggas from Hunter's Point sprayed up some niggas from Sunnydale, it sparked inter and intra-turf wars across the city and turf jackets started popping up everywhere. Sunnydale would wear San Diego Padres jackets and hats because the of the interlocking "SD" logo standing for Sunnydale. Lakeview would wear UNLV hats and jackets because UNLV was an acronym for "United Niggas of Lakeview" or "Underground Niggas Livin' Violently". Other times, SF Giants and Niners hats were used but with different slogans and hood names stitched into the back and sleeves of mostly Satin Starter baseball jackets. Other random satin Starter team jackets were used as well. During the early 90's, the local TV news media spotlighted the turf coat trend that was a large part of the local gang warfare in San Francisco inner city neighborhoods.
"That was back when we wore turf coats and turf hats with your name on the back" ~ Legendary undergound Laview, SF rapper, Cellski circa 1994

"In turf coats, Levi's, with brims on, the game is thick, and the paper is long, telling you everything a young nigga miss bout home..."

~ Fillmoe, SF rapper Messy Marv circa 1998
by LunaticVillage July 14, 2015
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Off the turf

1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.

2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)
Hurricane Swifty brought so much rain the Grade 1 Dave Weaver was moved "Off the Turf."
by C mo Horses December 09, 2018
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turfed out

To be dismissed summarily. To be unwillingly removed from a place. To be dropped from a team etc.
He was turfed out of his job.

The landlord turfed him out of his flat because he did not pay the rent.

He was turfed out of the team after he played bad at the last game.
by Stephen Flaherty October 23, 2007
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