I just Twixed my wife into signing the divorce papers.
Example here uses Twixing in the past form as in the word tricked.
Example here uses Twixing in the past form as in the word tricked.
by ProffesionalTwixer November 20, 2020
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by Superbike2 September 15, 2019
Get the dog's twix mug.when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.
by poopsynooties May 28, 2021
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Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022
Get the Twix mug.When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
My girlfriend and her twin sister are into twixing.
by Mike6Kilo January 31, 2020
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by anonymous December 1, 2023
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