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Tripod

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.
What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.
by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021
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Tripod

A man with an exceptionally large dick
“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”
by peachpussy June 6, 2019
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tripod

matthew's cock
matthew haS A FUCKING tripoD
by ligma6969696 March 8, 2022
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tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.
"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"
by Jonny Le February 9, 2023
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BBC Tripod

Jared: "Bro, look at Ash over there, what a BBC."

Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."
by AshySlashyUniverse September 22, 2022
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Tripod

When you have one night stands for three days in a row.
"Man I had a tripod last week"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"

Or

"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"
by TrixieTripod December 12, 2013
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The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 4, 2023
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