flushing the toilet

To give a blow job, fellatio.

"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"

"No."

by Jonbron May 27, 2005

ON THE TOILET

(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet

That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet

by namllrn April 29, 2004

Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Christen the toilet

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net

Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

rest of the toilet roll

A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.

Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.

by Therarpar January 7, 2012

give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

by popsiclelover August 17, 2009

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023