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toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.
4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.
by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006
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god save the queen

An expression of astonishment

in South London black kids use the phrase "God save the Queen!" to mean far out or cool.
You really did that! God save the Queen!
by dustmote September 14, 2008
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Take one for the Queen.

English. To take a day off work/ school for no apparent reason.
Mate A - Don't feel like working today.
Mate B - Take one for the Queen.
by BardonioUK February 10, 2008
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crown the queen

When a dude ejaculates onto a woman's forehead in subzero temperatures resulting in the splooge freezing on contact and giving her an ice-y jizz tiara.
"hey johnson I heard you had quite the date with mandi at the south pole"
"you bet your sweet posterior I did, she even let me crown the queen"
"wow, such royalty"
by spicyeuphcakes August 2, 2016
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God Save The Queen

The national anthem of the United Kingdom. I for one hate the song, it doesent inspire me with patriotism, it has nothing to do with British culture and it has neo-facism writen all over it. They should change the national anthem to "three lions", after all football is much more popular in Britain than the queen.
God save the queen, here facist regime
by Pointything August 24, 2008
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Eat Out the Queen

"Hey guys! Want to eat out the queen? I really want a nice milkshake!"
by Peopleeee1234234 October 20, 2008
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Nube the Queen

A female that uses a carrot to masturbate.
"Dude, I was on IcuToo.com last night and saw this fat Nube the Queen just going at it with an carrot!"
by Papy April 27, 2010
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