A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.
by Undefeated Loser June 01, 2017
Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.
David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.
by Wildguy February 26, 2016
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019
She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋
She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
❤
She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
❤
by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020
Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!
by Angela6969 February 24, 2019
by Craig April 08, 2005
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
by leventhowa February 22, 2004