Howdy, Neighbor!

Something to say to your neighbor or classmate every morning.

“Howdy, neighbor!” I said to my teacher. “What the h-“

by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

by dudeposs January 23, 2014

Cameron Neighbors

A lonely piece of shit that only has like two (sometime three) friends. He’s pretty alright though. Except for the one time he threw a burrito at my windshield in the middle of the night. Other than that, a swell fella.

“Shut up, Cameron Neighbors!”

by Legandsalmon December 1, 2019

Salty Neighbor

When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.

Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor

by Jontssss August 28, 2021

Best Neighbor

He’s your neighbor, but he’s the best one of them all.

Man, I was chilling with my best neighbor Rick the other day, he sure knows how to party.

by Kevin Albert Jr February 18, 2021

neighbor-snoop

A neighbor who is constantly walking by your house asking questions about about your life.

Les walked by the house asking invasive questions and behaved like a neighbor-snoop

by proust23 September 30, 2010

uber neighbor

A neighbor who is too eager to make friends. AKA: "Nuber"

Is Dick's uber neighbor trying to get him to go to a bible study again?

by Anomaly December 11, 2005