Krusty Krab

A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.

"Damn, when i was fuckin' that hoe last night i got a taste of the krusty krabs!"

by david s. February 06, 2005

Krusty Kirk

Tossing a day old salad.

Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.

by Josh April 19, 2005

Krusty keblar

When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.

Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar

by fatcat346 October 04, 2002

Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

by LissaBug April 06, 2017

krusty cum

Fucking a girl until she cums, and not cleaning it of your dick.

Dude, I fucked her so hard I forgot to wipe the cum off my dick.

Oh shit what happened?

It turned into krusty cum.

by UtterFucker June 27, 2014

The Krusty Trump

The Krusty Krab but President Trump owns it. At the Krusty Trump, the signature meal is the Trumpy Patty. President Trump is the owner and founder of this restaurant. He doesn't want anyone but his supporters to know the Trumpy Patty Secret Formula, especially his political rivals like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately, it had to file for bankruptcy. Here is how a Trumpy Patty is made: Trump makes the burger or Trump is cloned and the patty has Trump meat. Not only Trumpy Patties are served at the Krusty Trump, Trumpperoni pizza, Trumpy combos, Trumpy shakes, soda, Trumpy Dogs, Trumpy cake, Trumpy coffee, Tea, dessert, etc. Note that the Trumpy Dog is the Krusty Dog but with Trump making the hot dog or the hot dog being made with Trump meat.

I went to the The Krusty Trump and I saw groups of Trumpanzees chanting pro-Trump slogans, fighting, and drinking beer.

by 1234567890abcdefghij September 30, 2020

Krusty Krew

A group of kids that are lame, gay, and get no pussy.

"Damn, that guy gets no pussy!"
"He must be a part of the Krusty Krew"

by ihatekids July 15, 2014