Kermit Diely

Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.

A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.

Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.

by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013

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kermit face

That face you make when you suck your lips inward and downward, just like Kermit the Frog.

OMG dude, that macro just made me Kermit face!

by mrmikeyman July 4, 2008

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Kermit Kombat

The Best Muppet Parody where Kermit Dies

Test your might FIGHT! KERMIT KOMBAT

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

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Frosty Kermit

When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.

Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else

by Kermit.P.frostinghouser January 12, 2022

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Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

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