shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
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Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.
"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Nigga Jihad

A gathering of Niggers for a common cause. Usually in regards to 1)Fried Chicken

2) Colt 45 (Malt Liquor)

3) Watermelon

4) Purple Drink (Kool-Aid)

5) Corn Bread

6) Pigs Feet

To name a few things that may cause a gathering.
It may resemble a party from a far but for someone who is not a nigga could mean certain death in close proximity. They proceed to consume all resources on the list and others which have been omitted for short reference. They may also ban together to form groups to rob "Whitey" or any other which is not part of the Nigga Jihad Movement.
1) "Hey man are you going to the Nigga Jihad"
2)" Lets bring a Nigga Jihad on "Whiteys" head".
3) "Watch out man that's a Nigga Jihad up ahead. We better stay away"
by EndlessEquality February 18, 2011
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Boner Jihad

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
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jihad jacket

A jihad jackets is a jacket with explosives sewn into it, commonly used as a means for a suicide bombing.
His YouTube channel was on how to make

fireworks, not jihad jackets to blow up the local market.
by Waldosan July 24, 2017
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NeoCon Jihad

A term that refers to the NeoConservative Jihad.
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfailed are the architects of the NeoCon Jihad.
by author June 21, 2006
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Love Jihad

When a Muslim marries a non-Muslim fraudulently (commonly by faking names of the victim's religion), and forces the partner to convert. In case of refusal to convert or marry, it results in rape/torture/murder. The term was coined by a judge in Kerala court, in judgement related to Christian-Muslim marriages.
There were ~250 cases of Love Jihad recorded in just the last four months.
by Chocolate_I_Scream November 17, 2020
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