Sparky the J.

Slang for a joint, marijuana cigarete. Meant to be used in mixed company or just for a laugh.

"Are you comin over to chill with us tonight?"
"Who's gonna be there?"
" Just me, you and Sparky the J."

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

shoot the j

created from dave chappelle's episode when Prince plays basketball and exclaims the now famous phrase, "SHOOT THE J...SHOOT IT!"
this phrase has evolved over the years into the context of a "go" code. such as when making a soccer play or whenever a response is given such as "yes" or "lets do it". "shoot the j" can replace either of those and be appropriate in context.
shortened versions such as "shoot it" are also appropriate.

"you guys wanna see a movie or something?"
"shoot it"
or
"we need to get outta here now!"
"shoot the j"

by peter griffindor November 8, 2006

at the j

One who has no life and only goes to the j to play basketball. Ex. Ryan Merten.

Ryan Merten is at the J getting schooled by Eric Kenney again.

by eric k June 9, 2004

Blow the J

When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around

You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.

by Mr. Freedom March 6, 2011

shootin the j

Injecting heroine

Did you see cooper's arms yesterday?

Yeah! He must have been shootin the j

by Trevular October 23, 2008

tripping the J

Killing a chicken with a fork.

come on Bobby Jo we gonna Go Trip the J

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005