Gong show

Absolute craziness. Usually involves partying and just going hard. A bunch of nonsense.

Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.

Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly

by kenny chezney February 23, 2022

gong show

bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude

this place is a fucking gong show.

by newbruno August 2, 2006

lao gong

1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".

2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.

Mei-ling, I can't hang with you tonight. I gotta go home and cook dinner for the lao gong!

by sassafrassa April 3, 2009

gong fucker

Gong is the medeval term for shit, Fucker is the act of one fucking

Gong Fucker- one who fucks shit

" I love fucking gong, for I am a gong fucker! Will someone please take a shit for me?"

by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009

Gong moment

An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.

Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.

by Neolexicon August 1, 2016

Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.

We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!

by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020

Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012