Dyson

another word for abortion

just dyson the little brat and you wont need to deal with it

by GunfulGrape May 4, 2022

Dyson

Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.

Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"

Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."

Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"

Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*

by Starfire16 April 7, 2022

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017

Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games

Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.

No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.

by Block Dog August 6, 2021

Dyson

That one tip rat that never has their own bag and seems to pop up just as the plate is going around

“Ol Dyson bagless technology strikes again!”
“Your mate Dyson, the bagless vacuum”

by Rodger Ramjet December 26, 2021