Dyson

Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.

Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"

Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."

Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"

Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*

by Starfire16 April 7, 2022

Dyson

When a person is obsessed by loot in videogames

"Stop beeing a Dyson steeling all the loot!"

by alewwww December 7, 2023

soul dyson

a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.

Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.

by Kenerex November 11, 2010

The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while at the same time go in and out of her pussy with two fingers.

"Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."

by UniquePleasure April 28, 2024

Emily Dyson

The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy

Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia

by shakalsjrhfn July 1, 2021

dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

Dyson

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)

Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.

by German2104 June 23, 2022