Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).

"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."

by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014

Out Bronzed

When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.

No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.

Dude, I don't even go to the bar. Every time I do I just get out bronzed.

by TickTalk October 29, 2011

[bronze whistle]

anus, butt hole, asshole or corn hole

Last night, I spit-polished my wife's bronze whistle.
Meaning: Last night, I gave my wife a rimjob.

by monshee August 23, 2008

Bronzing out

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.

Joe: " Dude you suck!"
Bobby: " Im totally bronzing out!"

Bobby: " I can never get Silver or Gold..this sucks"
Joe: " Dont worry, youre only bronzing out."

by travhave June 13, 2006

Bronze donkey

It has the same meaning as giving someone a "dumb fuck award", It shows everyone that your f'ing stupid that you couldnt do any better.

You get the bronze donkey.

by Exosphere681 August 5, 2007

viennese bronze

When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping

Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze

by eBayLover69 October 25, 2013

Bronze Windpipe

A black man's penis. Nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: Tyrone has a massive bronze windpipe.
Person 2: So I've heard.

by J9JSJAI June 28, 2015