commander curve

Someone that can suck their own cock.

Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.

by Will Sines February 20, 2008

The Eldridge Curve

The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.

Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.

Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!

by Chuckymoomoobazo July 9, 2022

Ghost curved

When a girl or guy curves you behind your back. This can include being put on by friends and she curves you.

(Jason)-Yo I was sitting at table with Janet and she said you’re not her type.
(Brandon)-Behind my back tho,man I got ghost curved

by PJ CANNON October 4, 2018

Power of the Curve

When you give up hope in your Engineering major courses and all you can pray to the power of professors to grant you the gift of a C- in your transcript.

Clover: "Guys I'm failing Water Resources Engineering for the second semester! I can't afford another F, its so sad..!"
Sam & Alex *chanting*: "Believe in the Power of the Curve."

by Alexus Texas Mountcastle III May 19, 2022

devils curve

Devils Curve: when someones cock curves either to the right or to the left. Usually due to excessive use.

His devils curve punctured my kidney

by u.b.c December 7, 2013

beater's curve

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

Beat curve

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017