text regret

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the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.

I can't think of an example. text regret

by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

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blinated text

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text

Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

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Text lane

The right or "slow" lane of a road having two or more lanes of travel in the same direction. Drivers who retreat to the text lane to send and receive texts and email can often be seen hugging the solid white line, drifting into the adjacent lane or onto the shoulder then swerving back into the text lane and traveling much slower than the rest of traffic.

First guy: "Dude. What took you guys so long to get here?"

Second guy: "Jeff was having a text fight with Trudy about what she did on her girls' night out so he was driving the whole way over in the text lane."

by Reubendaley December 15, 2011

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dry text

when you are texting someone and they aren’t making the conversation worth continuing.

dry texting is when you are texting someone and they use the phrases like yahhh, mhm, that’s good, cool or nice are used over and over again until you are in an endless oboes of boredom because they don’t know how to text you back.

by chastyn dutcher January 9, 2021

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text lesbian

A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.

I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

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